Monday, 3 November 2008

Schizophrenic


PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN WILL THAT REPLACEMENT JUST APPEAR OUTTA NOWHERE AND BRUSH ME OFF MY FEET SO I CAN FINALLY FALL FLAT ON MY FACE AND LEARN THE HARD WAY THAT THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER LITTLE FISHIES IN THE SEA?!?!

ARGH!!! THIS PATHETIC IGNORANT LOSER IM ADDICTED TO IS SO DRIVING ME GODDAMN SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM MOONSTRUCK AND UNGLUED AND MENTALLY DERANGED AND STILL THAT REPLACEMENT HAS NOT ARRIVED TO SQUEEZE MY BRAIN UNTIL IM OBLIVIOUS TO THIS IRRATIONAL HYSTERIA..............

WWAHWAHWAWAHWAWAWHAWAHWAWHAAHWAHWAHWAHWAHAHWAHWAHA!!!! PVVVVTT!!!!! PVVVVVVVVVT!!!!! CONSIDER THIS MY FINAL PLEA FOR AN ORDINARY LIFE WITHOUT THIS RELENTLESS INSANITY... I WANT FREEDOM FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THIS HORRIBLE DREADFUL OBNOXIOUS INSENSITIVE LITTLE NEANDERTHAL BRAT!!!!!!

WITHOUT A REPLACEMENT I AM DEFENSELESS AND POWERLESS AND HAPLESS...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH..... IM..... IM...

SHRINKING....
SHRINKING..
SHRINKING..
SHRINKING..
....

*POP*

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