Well it's been one cool holidays but we'll be coming back in a few more days time. I seriously got nothing good to write about so i just dump the emo aside and blog this:
The local news station was interviewing an 84-year old lady because she had just got married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director,"she answered.
"Okaay... interesting,"the man thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first
married a banker in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster in her 40's, later to a preacher when in her 60's and now, in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
"Easy, son," she smiled.
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!"
:D LOLL...
Anyway, forget the old lady. I might be sticking to glasses for the rest of my pitiful life. Damn it.
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