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Today I was treated like crap, almost the whole day.
OKay im like so friggin tired and i dont feel like blogging but i'll do it anyway. I dont feel like explaining to u all the shit which happened to me this day.. so i'll just say a few lines to remember how miserable today was.
~ Today i was given the title of 'apek' by Raja and Keith. -.-' And now im emotionally scarred with that name for the rest of my life. I WAS MADE FUN OF AND BULLIED BY THESE TWO, like the whole day.... apek apek apek.. (actually we're making a video for SPH competition on why u shud be kind to the apek at the hawker center. And if we win, im gonna be known as the psychotic, deranged apek for the rest of my pitiful life. I had to sing. And be a rocker.
~ In the course of the whole project, we had to take 40 mins of the hawker center for our video. So we went to Bedok and filmed. And these two keep leaving me behind all alone but at least i dont have to move my butt around so much to buy lunch. And there was a very shocking moment when we walked beside the hawker center and who do we see?
OMG OMG OMG ITS THE BAD SHOOTER!!!!!! Gee.. i mean how often do u see the person u wanna see the most at a freakin unexpected time? C-O-I-N-C-I-D-E-N-C-E............. wow wow wow i think this is the only good thing that happened today.
~ You know this whole video project is a really nice opportunity.. but u know, im given the lead ridiculous, role of the apek so it defeats the feeling of being honoured. Yea im doing sth incredible.... INCREDIBLY RETARDED!!!! ( now u know why im so bonkers about. People bully me. All the time! )
im signing off now. Dont miss me. Do my quiz. Do my poll.
Hey i know u guys got ill feelings of me, poll okay so i'll know.. Misery's my company
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yesterday's NUTRITION FACTS
Product Name: Hyder
Manufactured Date: 13/09/1992
Expiry Date: God knows
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Net Weight: Lighter than you
Serving Size: 1 Soul
Recommended Servings per Person: 1 Soul
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Amount Per Serving
Calories – 0
Calories from fat – 0
% of Total*
Physical Prowess – 0.6%
Brightness – 5.5%
Nonsense – 14.6%
Charisma – 4.3%
Lame Shit – 8.21%
Sarcasm – 14.5%
Wit – 7%
Randomness – 4.69%
Determination – 7.1%
Compassion – 12.4%
Vulnerability – 13%
Schizophrenia – 5.6%
Emo – 2.5%
*Figures may vary depending on mental state of this product
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WARNING
Recommended for ages 3 and above. May subconciously divulge mild vulgarities. Overexposure to negative human demeanor may result in excessive exclaimation of bombastic vocabulary. Extremely fragile, handle with care. Highly flammable. Not recommended for those with weak constitutions.
COPYRIGHT
All rights reserved. 100% authentic material. Batteries not included. Friends and relatives and other affiliated persons sold separately. No part of this product may be used or cloned in any matter whatsoever without permission.
Special thanks to the following, highly regarded persons who have contributed immensely (positively) to the life of this product:
Zach, Luke, Sharil, Nadiah, Hau Yan, Hau Yee, Sufiyan, Nite, TenDays, Ummi, Nasha, Mubaraka, Shirley, Raizer, Dun Ping, Maisarah, Carmen, Faez, Joanne, Daniel, Pete, Rui Hao
Manufactured Date: 13/09/1992
Expiry Date: God knows
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Net Weight: Lighter than you
Serving Size: 1 Soul
Recommended Servings per Person: 1 Soul
-----------------------------------------
Amount Per Serving
Calories – 0
Calories from fat – 0
% of Total*
Physical Prowess – 0.6%
Brightness – 5.5%
Nonsense – 14.6%
Charisma – 4.3%
Lame Shit – 8.21%
Sarcasm – 14.5%
Wit – 7%
Randomness – 4.69%
Determination – 7.1%
Compassion – 12.4%
Vulnerability – 13%
Schizophrenia – 5.6%
Emo – 2.5%
*Figures may vary depending on mental state of this product
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WARNING
Recommended for ages 3 and above. May subconciously divulge mild vulgarities. Overexposure to negative human demeanor may result in excessive exclaimation of bombastic vocabulary. Extremely fragile, handle with care. Highly flammable. Not recommended for those with weak constitutions.
COPYRIGHT
All rights reserved. 100% authentic material. Batteries not included. Friends and relatives and other affiliated persons sold separately. No part of this product may be used or cloned in any matter whatsoever without permission.
Special thanks to the following, highly regarded persons who have contributed immensely (positively) to the life of this product:
Zach, Luke, Sharil, Nadiah, Hau Yan, Hau Yee, Sufiyan, Nite, TenDays, Ummi, Nasha, Mubaraka, Shirley, Raizer, Dun Ping, Maisarah, Carmen, Faez, Joanne, Daniel, Pete, Rui Hao
Outdated Announcements
- I've received countless suggestions to switch to a trendier blogskin. Unfortunately, there is no existing blogskin that could ever accurately (or partially or slightly) depict the cryptic aspects of my life. Originality is a lifelong engagement, hence I'm sticking with my most personal blogskin - NO BLOGSKIN.
- Due to frequent reader complaints, Hyder has added a very IMPORTANT link to the 'Warp Portal'. It goes right at the top, for ease in accessibility. We apologize for any terminology inconveniences caused. Thank you for your patience.
- Hyder has ommited the latest poll due to irrelevance and illogicality. However, Hyder has concluded that he is, if were to be associated with a modern device, he would be an outdated Tamagotchi.
- Due to frequent reader complaints, Hyder has added a very IMPORTANT link to the 'Warp Portal'. It goes right at the top, for ease in accessibility. We apologize for any terminology inconveniences caused. Thank you for your patience.
- Hyder has ommited the latest poll due to irrelevance and illogicality. However, Hyder has concluded that he is, if were to be associated with a modern device, he would be an outdated Tamagotchi.
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