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(an old pic of) H Y D E R
yesterday's NUTRITION FACTS
Product Name: Hyder
Manufactured Date: 13/09/1992
Expiry Date: God knows
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Net Weight: Lighter than you
Serving Size: 1 Soul
Recommended Servings per Person: 1 Soul
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Amount Per Serving
Calories – 0
Calories from fat – 0
% of Total*
Physical Prowess – 0.6%
Brightness – 5.5%
Nonsense – 14.6%
Charisma – 4.3%
Lame Shit – 8.21%
Sarcasm – 14.5%
Wit – 7%
Randomness – 4.69%
Determination – 7.1%
Compassion – 12.4%
Vulnerability – 13%
Schizophrenia – 5.6%
Emo – 2.5%
*Figures may vary depending on mental state of this product
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WARNING
Recommended for ages 3 and above. May subconciously divulge mild vulgarities. Overexposure to negative human demeanor may result in excessive exclaimation of bombastic vocabulary. Extremely fragile, handle with care. Highly flammable. Not recommended for those with weak constitutions.
COPYRIGHT
All rights reserved. 100% authentic material. Batteries not included. Friends and relatives and other affiliated persons sold separately. No part of this product may be used or cloned in any matter whatsoever without permission.
Special thanks to the following, highly regarded persons who have contributed immensely (positively) to the life of this product:
Zach, Luke, Sharil, Nadiah, Hau Yan, Hau Yee, Sufiyan, Nite, TenDays, Ummi, Nasha, Mubaraka, Shirley, Raizer, Dun Ping, Maisarah, Carmen, Faez, Joanne, Daniel, Pete, Rui Hao
Manufactured Date: 13/09/1992
Expiry Date: God knows
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Net Weight: Lighter than you
Serving Size: 1 Soul
Recommended Servings per Person: 1 Soul
-----------------------------------------
Amount Per Serving
Calories – 0
Calories from fat – 0
% of Total*
Physical Prowess – 0.6%
Brightness – 5.5%
Nonsense – 14.6%
Charisma – 4.3%
Lame Shit – 8.21%
Sarcasm – 14.5%
Wit – 7%
Randomness – 4.69%
Determination – 7.1%
Compassion – 12.4%
Vulnerability – 13%
Schizophrenia – 5.6%
Emo – 2.5%
*Figures may vary depending on mental state of this product
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WARNING
Recommended for ages 3 and above. May subconciously divulge mild vulgarities. Overexposure to negative human demeanor may result in excessive exclaimation of bombastic vocabulary. Extremely fragile, handle with care. Highly flammable. Not recommended for those with weak constitutions.
COPYRIGHT
All rights reserved. 100% authentic material. Batteries not included. Friends and relatives and other affiliated persons sold separately. No part of this product may be used or cloned in any matter whatsoever without permission.
Special thanks to the following, highly regarded persons who have contributed immensely (positively) to the life of this product:
Zach, Luke, Sharil, Nadiah, Hau Yan, Hau Yee, Sufiyan, Nite, TenDays, Ummi, Nasha, Mubaraka, Shirley, Raizer, Dun Ping, Maisarah, Carmen, Faez, Joanne, Daniel, Pete, Rui Hao
Outdated Announcements
- I've received countless suggestions to switch to a trendier blogskin. Unfortunately, there is no existing blogskin that could ever accurately (or partially or slightly) depict the cryptic aspects of my life. Originality is a lifelong engagement, hence I'm sticking with my most personal blogskin - NO BLOGSKIN.
- Due to frequent reader complaints, Hyder has added a very IMPORTANT link to the 'Warp Portal'. It goes right at the top, for ease in accessibility. We apologize for any terminology inconveniences caused. Thank you for your patience.
- Hyder has ommited the latest poll due to irrelevance and illogicality. However, Hyder has concluded that he is, if were to be associated with a modern device, he would be an outdated Tamagotchi.
- Due to frequent reader complaints, Hyder has added a very IMPORTANT link to the 'Warp Portal'. It goes right at the top, for ease in accessibility. We apologize for any terminology inconveniences caused. Thank you for your patience.
- Hyder has ommited the latest poll due to irrelevance and illogicality. However, Hyder has concluded that he is, if were to be associated with a modern device, he would be an outdated Tamagotchi.
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