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31 Jan 08
Dad sent me to school that morning and was that when I noticed there was something peculiar about my face. Just when I thought my hair looked bad enough, I noticed something much worse when I got to school. Jumping out of the car, I dropped my bag and hurried to the toilet and I saw the most ugliest bump on my right eyelid. OMG, I looked liked I just had eye cancer or somethin and it reminded me of quasimodo. Bullshit, how the hell am I gonna get this thing me, I'm a monster. Its like half my eyelid had inflated and it covered the tip of my eye.
Yeah my pals said it was swollen and I could do nothin about it. I constantly had to cover my eye coz I look hideous. So I endured the first half of the day and I escaped my facing S.Cheong and she said it looked 'very bad and you seriously need a doctor.' I had my parents fetch me to the clinic. Doctor was right, it was the bug bite. Damn you bug.
Well, at least I manage to survive without hardly anyone seeing it, but I guess I had to surrender to my friends whom I used as shields from the crowd. Lol, 3/4 of the class didn't even know why the hell I left.
Well the great part came later, I skipped tuition coz mom and dad returned home with a new laptop( I didnt expect it) I helped set up our new Vista (and im using it now) yay i have a vistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... WOOOOOOO~
still i wont be using the comp much. My life was more meaningful without the comp. I won't blog much but I;ll keep updating.
Haaaa haaa~ tag me ritez?
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yesterday's NUTRITION FACTS
Product Name: Hyder
Manufactured Date: 13/09/1992
Expiry Date: God knows
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Net Weight: Lighter than you
Serving Size: 1 Soul
Recommended Servings per Person: 1 Soul
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Amount Per Serving
Calories – 0
Calories from fat – 0
% of Total*
Physical Prowess – 0.6%
Brightness – 5.5%
Nonsense – 14.6%
Charisma – 4.3%
Lame Shit – 8.21%
Sarcasm – 14.5%
Wit – 7%
Randomness – 4.69%
Determination – 7.1%
Compassion – 12.4%
Vulnerability – 13%
Schizophrenia – 5.6%
Emo – 2.5%
*Figures may vary depending on mental state of this product
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WARNING
Recommended for ages 3 and above. May subconciously divulge mild vulgarities. Overexposure to negative human demeanor may result in excessive exclaimation of bombastic vocabulary. Extremely fragile, handle with care. Highly flammable. Not recommended for those with weak constitutions.
COPYRIGHT
All rights reserved. 100% authentic material. Batteries not included. Friends and relatives and other affiliated persons sold separately. No part of this product may be used or cloned in any matter whatsoever without permission.
Special thanks to the following, highly regarded persons who have contributed immensely (positively) to the life of this product:
Zach, Luke, Sharil, Nadiah, Hau Yan, Hau Yee, Sufiyan, Nite, TenDays, Ummi, Nasha, Mubaraka, Shirley, Raizer, Dun Ping, Maisarah, Carmen, Faez, Joanne, Daniel, Pete, Rui Hao
Manufactured Date: 13/09/1992
Expiry Date: God knows
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Net Weight: Lighter than you
Serving Size: 1 Soul
Recommended Servings per Person: 1 Soul
-----------------------------------------
Amount Per Serving
Calories – 0
Calories from fat – 0
% of Total*
Physical Prowess – 0.6%
Brightness – 5.5%
Nonsense – 14.6%
Charisma – 4.3%
Lame Shit – 8.21%
Sarcasm – 14.5%
Wit – 7%
Randomness – 4.69%
Determination – 7.1%
Compassion – 12.4%
Vulnerability – 13%
Schizophrenia – 5.6%
Emo – 2.5%
*Figures may vary depending on mental state of this product
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WARNING
Recommended for ages 3 and above. May subconciously divulge mild vulgarities. Overexposure to negative human demeanor may result in excessive exclaimation of bombastic vocabulary. Extremely fragile, handle with care. Highly flammable. Not recommended for those with weak constitutions.
COPYRIGHT
All rights reserved. 100% authentic material. Batteries not included. Friends and relatives and other affiliated persons sold separately. No part of this product may be used or cloned in any matter whatsoever without permission.
Special thanks to the following, highly regarded persons who have contributed immensely (positively) to the life of this product:
Zach, Luke, Sharil, Nadiah, Hau Yan, Hau Yee, Sufiyan, Nite, TenDays, Ummi, Nasha, Mubaraka, Shirley, Raizer, Dun Ping, Maisarah, Carmen, Faez, Joanne, Daniel, Pete, Rui Hao
Outdated Announcements
- I've received countless suggestions to switch to a trendier blogskin. Unfortunately, there is no existing blogskin that could ever accurately (or partially or slightly) depict the cryptic aspects of my life. Originality is a lifelong engagement, hence I'm sticking with my most personal blogskin - NO BLOGSKIN.
- Due to frequent reader complaints, Hyder has added a very IMPORTANT link to the 'Warp Portal'. It goes right at the top, for ease in accessibility. We apologize for any terminology inconveniences caused. Thank you for your patience.
- Hyder has ommited the latest poll due to irrelevance and illogicality. However, Hyder has concluded that he is, if were to be associated with a modern device, he would be an outdated Tamagotchi.
- Due to frequent reader complaints, Hyder has added a very IMPORTANT link to the 'Warp Portal'. It goes right at the top, for ease in accessibility. We apologize for any terminology inconveniences caused. Thank you for your patience.
- Hyder has ommited the latest poll due to irrelevance and illogicality. However, Hyder has concluded that he is, if were to be associated with a modern device, he would be an outdated Tamagotchi.
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