CERTIFICATE OF ACHIEVEMENT
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This is to certify that
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Hyder
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has been officially earned his place for
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LOSER OF THE YEAR*
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on this wondrous occasion on 14 February 2007
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Though unfortunately he managed to pass his token
of appreciation to his beloved 'friend' thus
making it thru this meaningless day,
(of course with the help of a kind- hearted soul)
he has not got over his fear of the female race.
But we also want to congatulate him for
finally being able to overcome his fear of moths,
by accidentally sitting on one
and only realized it after
someone told him
he got a dark- couloured
heart on his butt.
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The Poor dude....
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